I found a bag at a small store when I stopped to get water. Bugles are one of those fun foods that can be a toy and a snack all at once. Later on in life we might view candy panties as the same sort of fun but they didn't have those at the little store.
In case you want to make your own edible panties.
Once in the safety of my new mobile environment courtesy of my bosses, I immediately find 10 Bugles
that will fit my fingers. As I drive I admire them as any 10 year old would. At first they are beautiful
fingernails, then they are witches fingernails, the progression runs through ferocious cats, dragons and then
to birds. I am snapped out of my 10 year old reverie by my phone. I have to go back to work.
I jump as if I have been caught doing something very naughty. I have to manuever a bit to turn on my ear piece to answer the call...it is my big boss. I answer his very serious question with my Bugle fingernails on
and we part ways via phone. I feel wicked and silly. I like both feelings.
I decide right then and there thirteen days after the dawn of the New Year to make some resolutions. I
hadn't made any, and if I did I probably wouldn't keep them anyway. So here they are:
1. I shall often act like a 10 year old.
2. I shall buy a pretty witches dress and cast spells on those who make me unhappy.
3. I shall wear a crown whenever I wish.
4. I shall dance like Isadora Duncan, naked and free, in my backyard.
OK..so the naked thing might have to be taken off and the witches dress do double duty as a dancing dress.
Other than that, I feel secure in the knowledge these are doable resolutions. I bite one of my Bugle fingernails off, turn on the radio really loud and car dance to my next stop. They all comment on the "really good mood" I am in.
2012 is gonna be good!
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